Showing posts with label SAHM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SAHM. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

Not me! Monday

Have you ever wanted to tell someone about the embarassing or silly thing that you did...but worried what others would think? Mckmama created this blog carnival just for the sake of getting to admit our imperfections..er..hmm...I mean...do discuss things that we would absolutely NOT do! If you would like to join in...go here. It is fun! Read others while you are at it.

I did not totally forget about Not Me! Monday until I read Mckmama’s tweet just a few now. Not me! I am always thinking ahead and totally prepared.

I did not pay $20 for a 14 year old girl to sit and watch TV while my baby slept soundly for the night so that my husband and I could go out 4 hours for a date. I would not want to pay a babysitter so well that she will drop anything to come and sit for baby anytime we need her. I wouldn’t be thinking ahead like that and thinking it was almost like bribery. My 11 year old did not later ask me…did you actually pay her to watch TV??? And he did not then ask why we didn’t just let him be the babysitter so that he could get paid to watch TV. It did not take me 11 months to figure out that not leaving for a date until after baby is in bed for the night would be the best solution!

I did not start a money jar and tape, Minnesota Trip, to the front of it…to start saving my pennies for Minnesota trip in a few weeks. I have not been having so much fun saving this money this way, because it is guilt free and MY money…that I have been now thinking of things that I could sell just so I can go shopping!

I did not just waist valuable time straightening my hair, knowing full well it is pouring outside and that it will be frizz ball in no time. Not me! I know better and know that the ponytail is the way to go.

Recently on our way home from church, my 11 year old did not proclaim that he really had to go to the bathroom and that he called “dibs” as soon as we got home. (Only 1 bathroom)…I did not think that he was exaggerating and thing he was being funny…he then did not proceed to poo in his pants because I stopped to tickle him on the way in the house. I would not, not listen to my child and believe him and cause him to do this! Not me! I then did not make him clean up his own mess because I was so grossed out! Not me! This mama changes diapers all day long and should be accustomed to cleaning poo at any given moment, no matter who it is…

I did not request a realtor to come to our home to do a market analysis, just to prove to my husband that sinking more money into our home as opposed to just buying a larger home is crazy! I would never go to such lengths just to prove my husband wrong! After all he is the head of our household and knows all, and I should just submit to what he says. ;o) I do not go through this phase of house searching and dreaming about once a year at least! I do not often lose sight of our goals of being a young debt-free family by living within our means and staying put until we can pay cash or large down payment for a new home. I would never go through bouts of discontent like this…because I know better! Not me!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Not Me! Monday

To read more "Not me" Monday blogposts, go here. You will not be sorry, you will laugh, maybe cry...but most likely laugh!

I did not search frantically for my cell phone, which was on silent, for over 30 minutes...only to find that I had tucked it in my BRA! I would not be that absent minded! Nor would I use my bra as a pocket! I also would not go into public with my phone in my bra because I had forgot to put it in my purse...and then get embarassed when it started to ring and tried to discretely remove it!
I am not so totally excited for the Mckpicnic that I wish it was here already! I would not be crazy enough to go meet up with a group of people I met on the internet! Because they are probably all axe murderers...right!? I would not have to start my conversation with my mother, when asking her to tag along, with..."I know what you are thinking, and don't worry they are not serial murderers." (btw, please don't prove me wrong!)

I am not so bad at getting things done on my "to do" list that I had to tape my list next to the TV so that it was unavoidable.

My 10 month old is not, yet again, eating paper while I type my Not me! Monday post!

I do not take pictures of myself when I think that I "look good", I would not be so vain...or maybe it's because I don't get myself ready often enough! I would not then, of course, add that picture to my post...like this...
I would never let my 10 month old eat spaghetti on his own just for the photo opportunity! I would then of course not take a picture like this of a noodle stuck in his nose...
Have a GREAT Monday! And may you be inspired to post things that you
would NOT do on my comments!



Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Breastfeeding and mathematics!

I did a bit of calculating today just for fun....
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My baby, River, was born 307 days ago.
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Over those last 307 days I breastfeed him an average of 7 times a day.
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At 30 minutes approximately each feeding.
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This comes to approximately 1,075 hours of nursing.
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If I produce an average of 5 ounces per feeding...
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this would mean I have produced approximately 10,745 ounces of milk in the last 307 days.
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The formula that I have on hand costs $23.09 for 23.2 oz container. This container makes approximately 170 fluid ounces of formula...this breaks down to $0.14 per fluid ounce.
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If you take 10,745 approximate fluid ounces of breastmilk I have produced times the $0.14 that formula costs....that means I have saved approximately $1,459.42 so far!
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Now...all you breastfeeding moms out there....another thing for us to receive our
"World's Greatest Mom" award! (by the way...I am going to have to call them and check on my award...it seems to have been lost in the mail)